Smurfer
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A man pulled a knife on me and asked, "Would you die for your TM friends and players?"
I laughed as I pulled my double luger's from my pockets and said,"No,but I'd kill from them!"
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"What do you call people that hang out backstage with ultra famous rockstars?"
"TM-members"
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Don’t get too close It’s dark inside It’s where my demons hide
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You're not gonna be writing lyrics for me...
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Tapeworm can actually eat your brain cell. If you do an rx on your leg you can see the damn lava (from the worm eggs) swimming by the bone (apparently they love the bone)! Patient cured lol
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I have this friend who works with kids... He told me he once fu**ng got it! Needless to say, he told me it was a most horrendous experience.... He discovered it, by looking at his own shit! And he didn't have to look hard! Just look in the toilet! Worms!
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I love to travel, and has been almost as many places as my luggage
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NP: L7 - Baggage
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guitar back in D, its time to make some black metal old school...need to download cubase and drumkit
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I used to use BFD2 but then I got lazy and am now running Superior Drummer 2 with "The Metal Foundry" add-on - it has some kewl presets so minimum tweaking if any. Eats lots of ram.
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For all those that have asked me to do something over the last two weeks, I will work on it on Sunday.
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work work work
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sell my car or not, i blame my dad
we both love cars lol-
at wilkins hyundai and subaru / we have hyundai and subaruuuuu
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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Be wary of Norwegian humour.
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Obama got a mail with ricin inside...soo sweet fron them. suckers....
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or moonshine
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My farther died last night, i will be less active or not in a good mood. Sorry for being mean if i am.
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Miss them forever, don't mourn them forever. They wouldn't want that.
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My farther died last night, i will be less active or not in a good mood. Sorry for being mean if i am.
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My condolences...
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People may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel...
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Just like you can tell people you love them, but they will only remember those that gave you a random slap in the face.
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allright, see y'all tomorrow
...party time ^^-
Have one Italian-American for me!
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Sometimes i wish i could understand....
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And they say Dutch and Danish is similar.
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Sometimes i wish i could understand....
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Also had to google translate..."kussen" means "the pu**y" in my language. :S
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Urban Terror TM server up and running
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All required info can be found here:
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When you're sober you think twice before you speak but when you're drunk you speak twice before you think... LOL Getting my drink on tonight watch out!!!
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I'm t3h nvewer drunk. Never!
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Went to pound land and bought a toilet roll that is worth more than my higher degree!!! F U greecy politicians, bankers, media tycoons and off shore tax dodging kunt bags!!!
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out of the hospital, and recovering hopefully be back to myself soon... <333
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May you have a speedy recovery.
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Computer working again *cheering*
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so what was the problem?
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Back to school after 7 years and first day was low-
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Sounds horrible!
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Back to the Hospital tomorrow
tired of all this driving..
