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Rolf

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  1. A man pulled a knife on me and asked, "Would you die for your TM friends and players?"

    I laughed as I pulled my double luger's from my pockets and said,"No,but I'd kill from them!"

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    2. Towelie

      Towelie

      I can confirm I was man

    3. GreatDanton

      GreatDanton

      Quote

      I can confirm I was man

      you are a girl now?

      Wait wut

    4. Rolf
  2. Drinking rum before 10am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.

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    2. Alistar

      Alistar

      rolf u were not supposed to drink

    3. Towelie

      Towelie

      It also makes your liver look like a big raisin. ;)

    4. Rolf

      Rolf

      is not wrong if i get few beers (one liter vodka bottles) for new year. :)

      and also a happy new year to you alll mates! :3

  3. Beer, girls and ET.

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    2. Macka

      Macka

      In that order? :D

    3. Slarty

      Slarty

      Girl, beer, more beer, even more beer, a keg of beer, etc (when the goat look like the girl, you got enough beer) :P

    4. Rolf

      Rolf

      nice plan. testing next friday. ;)

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