Slarty
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Good bye
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hope to see you often around slarty
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<3
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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do
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My pun-sense is tingling!
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Whats your HCP ?
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Hehe Macka nah, more like Towelie is right. Its a quote from the tv-series/movie Man with the naked gun
bibicnik: I don't play golf, its a play of words and kinda hints to the fact that if I had played golf. I'd needed more golfballs then the rules says
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Some women are terribly hard to please...the rest are impossible!
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Try harder then
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Guess we can put Johana in the latter section
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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he'll fix it. There's no need to remind him every six months
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slarty u should write a book
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Hehe Ren, i do...its called 'Profile feed' under my profile, where you can find all my entries
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The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night."
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LMFAO
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slap in the face, she turned arround and her crying kept u awake that night aswell
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Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my arse! Do you think I should change dentists?
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na ur fine
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LOL'd !!! hahaha
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Are you sure it was a dentist and not a homeless man in an alley?
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I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.
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hahah ;p
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Star you are so lame!!!
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Don't be a h8er macka
