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I got engaged this week!!!! <3
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That was an original proposal
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Size doesn't matter right? Right!? http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/238841/scientists-measured-15000-penises-and-determined-the-average-size/
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Guess I'm finally back to my beloved community... How are you all?
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So I woke up this morning to find an intruder in my house. Chased him out with a butcher knife, only to find he took the house + car keys. After giving an hour long statement to police they found the car miles away near St James' Park, but not him. Guess I need to keep watch for a few nights until locks can be changed. If I wasn't here idk what my little sister would have done. Hope the prick is found. Rawr!
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The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night."