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Anyone who got ideas for the next MuppetMail, PM me!

To lose a true friend is never easy. They leave a paw print on our hearts forever......

This fragmovie though! :')

I wrecked my ass today @ work. Had to go to ER for some stitches :/

It's "No Panties Day" tomorrow on the 22nd June. Don't be shy

Finaly I get to see Sonata Arctica live on August !

he best things in life either make you fat, drunk or pregnant!

If you have £20 and your girlfriend has £20 ... that just means your girlfriend has £40 :/

Good bye

Happy women's day I love you all!

When you pay attention to boredom it gets unbelievably interesting. (ง'̀-'́)ง

Don't get mad, get even.

hey hey ben, this ones for you: Why wasn't Jesus born in Belgium? They couldn't find three wise men. bwhahahahahhahah <3

Delivering a 3 piece suite to a house today. Squeezing it through the door to then have the woman pinch my arse. I dropped the couch on my foot in shock lol

Everyone goes to bed so EARLY these days!

Hot girls and cold beer What can be better

I love button "mark all as read" (Hope Mini won't read this )

Possibly not the smartest thing I've done ... I have a week or so of boring classes coming up I'm being forced on for work. Tonight I went to get a takeout from the last place I was crippled with food poisoning. Sit on the throne for a few days or sit in a class for a week?

If I lay here, would you lay with me and just forget the world?

3 year old muppet now!

If I lay here, would you lay with me and just forget the world?

3 year old muppet now!

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk...That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

New job )))