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is anyone here a book reader?
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I'm great, thanks You?
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All good here hope to see you in chat soon
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stupid phone
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want to change the name...any suggestions?
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Lucifer
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Geezus
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oh gosh..never had so many comments
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41k at pacnam, not bad
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at least i'm good in something lol not good at et
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Humility is a virtue imo but you are good at more things jesus. You make for great target practice as well.
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ladies and gents.....i'm ready to cook your a** with my flame, noob times are back!!!
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You got it
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wb
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Dami!!! How you been???? I miss kicking your ass out from chat lol joking
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sell my car or not, i blame my dad we both love cars lol
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Sweet lol ahaha, u will find out.more about audis, especially the price ehehe
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DAAAAAMNN!!!!!!
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locked at yale university. apparently theres an odiot with a rifle going around new haven, police, fbi and yale police are around the city looking for him. thank you new haven, this is how a you welcoming me back -.-
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Or...wemt bacl for them parties
Hope you and everyone else up there are safe
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Stay safe
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Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, You know how to escape right? Jesus in the disguise (GOAT)...
But Take care mate!!!
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even my boss drinks 3-4 sodas per day..oh god
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Yes, it's a strange mix. "Now with vitamin B".
It's extremely unhealthy for her wallet, too.
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I wish it said "Now with vitamin :B"
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vitamin b? thats new lol...uh, i guess they are pretty exepensive though
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Tapeworm can actually eat your brain cell. If you do an rx on your leg you can see the damn lava (from the worm eggs) swimming by the bone (apparently they love the bone)! Patient cured lol
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ewwwwww
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I always look at my own poop
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That's not enough! You'll have to touch it!!! Just kidding lol
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well, interview went good...will have a response on tuesday or wednesday..finger crossed
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good luck
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good luck
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thank you everyone ^^. Adobe: hopefully, yes..but to be a doc i have to wait 2 more years to end my specialization in Oncology
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new religion "the goatness"..Already have 1 disciple: Andy ^^
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bwahahahahahahah well...just in case you dont know....check Baphomet on google images ehehehehehehehhehe
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Baphomet sucks, its weak ! cant handle witchcraft good -.-'
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Lord Baphomet ftw!!!
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YES!!!!!!!! no cancer! Fuck yeah
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feels good eheh
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WTF, I'm outta the loop on this one. Good to hear you're cancer-free ffs! As Wolf said it, if Jesus ain't here, who wud take care of them goats!
Glad you're good P. !!!
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Wow, I'm happy for ya m8 !
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Alsi ku nushi ilani mushiti Itti kunu alsi mushitum kallatum kuttumtum Alsi bararitum qablitum u namaritum Ashshu kashshaptu u kashshipanni
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Don't mind Jesus, he just read the washing instructions in finish from his shampoo
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Ahahahahahah
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You mean on Russian
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4000 post on forum
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all spam
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sorry dami, was scout who started that spam topic lolol
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Ahhh, that "game".
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i miss pub! wonder when i will have my computer back
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oh.. your pc broke we miss you too
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Dont tell me I miss cooking darek and stealing star's name
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Dont tell me I miss cooking darek and stealing star's name
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my first show will be with Suffocation and Nile! :O :O
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Strange how often the phrase "the first one is the best" comes up in music usealy is tho but still
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:D the first and the last i said lol...the new EP, we will record in May hopefully, it will be even sicker and brutal :D anyway...the status shouldnt be "first" but "next"
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10 bucks? Wonder what the shipping fee would be hehe. Better send me one signed by the entire band
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all hail jesus
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fu, u don't respond to my fb priv msg. *foch* no hail!
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you drunkass!!!! lol i answered back, add me on skype bitch !
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Hey, at least finally i got the drunk post
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well, naughty chat at night is the best
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Hope temptin behaved!!
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me behave ...
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last night was hilarious , so...lets missbehaving tonight and talking about goat porn XD
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dream came true. new employee/student at University of Yale
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Congrats
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Congrats young Luke. The force is strong with this one!
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Congrats man!
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wolf: Jesus, do you like game of thones? me: never played , Wolf: its a TV series ahahah
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Don't start with abstract algebra, it does nothing good for my head hehe. I enjoyed math at high school, up to the point when they dragged that crap in...
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Never been a big fan of math. Btw..what's the connection between math and game of thrnones again?
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Negativ zero and other "numbers" that don't exists, like square root of minus 2
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Sequenti die aurora apparente, altis vocibus Baphometh invocaverunt; et nos Deum nostrum in cordibus nostris deprecantes, impetum facientes in eos, de muris civitatis omnes expulimus.
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Nice malleus maleficarum. Are you into this as well or you just google it ?
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Didn't know Templars were accused of being followers of Baphomet
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ehehe
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May 2015...abdicate will play in Europe!!!!!! Fuck yeah!!!! Dream coming true finally, we will start in Czech Republic, got it eagle???? We can finally drink metaxa together lol
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Lolololol...you'll see a goat next year at that show
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se passi di qui dimmelo subito!
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Appena sò le date spammo a gogo
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worst birthday ever.. lost a patient at work
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if there a chance to go back in time...i would never to choose to be a surgeon cardiologist...too much responsabilties. Also, when these kind of things happens u feel really terrible
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maybe i should get you to fix my heart LOL I have to have a
Patent foramen ovale closed
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thank god, most likely, doesnt require surgical incision, it will be place an imaging probe in the mouth and move it down to the esophagus in order to see the heart. then a catheter (called amplatzer, might be mistaken) will be placed across the hole in the heart. it will take from 30 minutes to 2 hours more or less, u can leave the hospital the same day or have a overnight stay returning home with minimal restrictions on normal physical activity. before checking out from the hospital u'...
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blabla bla blab? bla bla.....blablabla!!! blabla? ohhh blaaaa.
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Who needs booze?
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Was that a summary of your night with a chick you picked up? Lotsa un-necessary "blah's" to get to the same old point
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ahahah
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"everyone loves their own farts", my gf quote. what kind of gf do i have
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:| I die inside every time
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AhahhahahHaha