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  1. is anyone here a book reader? xD

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    2. klants

      klants

      I'm great, thanks :) You?

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      All good here :) hope to see you in chat soon :D

    4. Jesus
  2. want to change the name...any suggestions?xD

  3. 41k at pacnam, not bad :D

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      at least i'm good in something lol not good at et :D

    3. Towelie

      Towelie

      Humility is a virtue imo but you are good at more things jesus. You make for great target practice as well.

    4. Jesus
  4. ladies and gents.....i'm ready to cook your a** with my flame, noob times are back!!! :D

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    3. Damien
    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      Dami!!! How you been???? I miss kicking your ass out from chat :sofa: lol joking :D

  5. sell my car or not, i blame my dad :( we both love cars lol

  6. locked at yale university. apparently theres an odiot with a rifle going around new haven, police, fbi and yale police are around the city looking for him. thank you new haven, this is how a you welcoming me back -.-

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    2. Slarty

      Slarty

      Or...wemt bacl for them parties :P

      Hope you and everyone else up there are safe :)

    3. Macka
    4. Fr3ak

      Fr3ak

      Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, You know how to escape right? Jesus in the disguise (GOAT)...

      But Take care mate!!!

  7. even my boss drinks 3-4 sodas per day..oh god

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    2. Smurfer

      Smurfer

      Yes, it's a strange mix. "Now with vitamin B".

      It's extremely unhealthy for her wallet, too.

    3. Smurfer

      Smurfer

      I wish it said "Now with vitamin :B"

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      vitamin b?xD thats new lol...uh, i guess they are pretty exepensive though

  8. Tapeworm can actually eat your brain cell. If you do an rx on your leg you can see the damn lava (from the worm eggs) swimming by the bone (apparently they love the bone)! Patient cured lol

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    3. Towelie

      Towelie

      I always look at my own poop

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      That's not enough! You'll have to touch it!!! Just kidding lol

  9. well, interview went good...will have a response on tuesday or wednesday..finger crossed

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    2. MiniMuppet
    3. MiniMuppet
    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      thank you everyone ^^. Adobe: hopefully, yes..but to be a doc i have to wait 2 more years to end my specialization in Oncology :(

  10. new religion "the goatness"..Already have 1 disciple: Andy ^^

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      bwahahahahahahah well...just in case you dont know....check Baphomet on google images :D ehehehehehehehhehe

    3. VeryDead

      VeryDead

      Baphomet sucks, its weak ! cant handle witchcraft good -.-' :D

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      :O Lord Baphomet ftw!!!
  11. YES!!!!!!!! no cancer! Fuck yeah

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      feels good :D eheh

    3. HawK

      HawK

      WTF, I'm outta the loop on this one. Good to hear you're cancer-free ffs! As Wolf said it, if Jesus ain't here, who wud take care of them goats!

      Glad you're good P. !!!

    4. MOoN

      MOoN

      Wow, I'm happy for ya m8 !

  12. Alsi ku nushi ilani mushiti Itti kunu alsi mushitum kallatum kuttumtum Alsi bararitum qablitum u namaritum Ashshu kashshaptu u kashshipanni

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    2. Slarty

      Slarty

      Don't mind Jesus, he just read the washing instructions in finish from his shampoo :D

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      Ahahahahahah

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      You mean on Russian :P

  13. 4000 post on forum :O

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    2. MiniMuppet
    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      sorry dami, was scout who started that spam topic lolol

    4. Damien

      Damien

      Ahhh, that "game". xD

  14. i miss pub! wonder when i will have my computer back :(

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    2. #infRared#

      #infRared#

      oh.. your pc broke :( we miss you too :(

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      Dont tell me :( I miss cooking darek and stealing star's name :D

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      Dont tell me :( I miss cooking darek and stealing star's name :D

  15. my first show will be with Suffocation and Nile! :O :O :O :O :O

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    2. Slarty

      Slarty

      Strange how often the phrase "the first one is the best" comes up in music :D usealy is tho but still :D

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      :D :D the first and the last i said lol...the new EP, we will record in May hopefully, it will be even sicker and brutal :D :D anyway...the status shouldnt be "first" but "next" <_<
    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      10 bucks? Wonder what the shipping fee would be hehe. Better send me one signed by the entire band :D

  16. all hail jesus

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    2. Darek

      Darek

      fu, u don't respond to my fb priv msg. *foch* no hail!

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      you drunkass!!!! lol i answered back, add me on skype bitch !

    4. Darek

      Darek

      Hey, at least finally i got the drunk post :P

  17. well, naughty chat at night is the best :D

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    2. Charlie

      Charlie

      Hope temptin behaved!! ;)

    3. Temptin
    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      last night was hilarious :D, so...lets missbehaving tonight and talking about goat porn xD XD

  18. dream came true. new employee/student at University of Yale

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    2. Macka
    3. HawK

      HawK

      Congrats young Luke. The force is strong with this one!

    4. Strunked.
  19. wolf: Jesus, do you like game of thones? me: never played :D, Wolf: its a TV series :facepalm: ahahah

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    2. Slarty

      Slarty

      Don't start with abstract algebra, it does nothing good for my head hehe. I enjoyed math at high school, up to the point when they dragged that crap in... :D

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      Never been a big fan of math. Btw..what's the connection between math and game of thrnones again? xD

    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      Negativ zero and other "numbers" that don't exists, like square root of minus 2

  20. Sequenti die aurora apparente, altis vocibus Baphometh invocaverunt; et nos Deum nostrum in cordibus nostris deprecantes, impetum facientes in eos, de muris civitatis omnes expulimus.

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      Nice :) malleus maleficarum. Are you into this as well or you just google it ? <_<

    3. Gaunt

      Gaunt

      Didn't know Templars were accused of being followers of Baphomet :O

    4. Jesus
  21. May 2015...abdicate will play in Europe!!!!!! Fuck yeah!!!! Dream coming true finally, we will start in Czech Republic, got it eagle???? We can finally drink metaxa together lol

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      Lolololol...you'll see a goat next year at that show :D

    3. Ren

      Ren

      se passi di qui dimmelo subito! :D

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      Appena sò le date spammo a gogo :D

  22. worst birthday ever..:( lost a patient at work :(

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      if there a chance to go back in time...i would never to choose to be a surgeon cardiologist...too much responsabilties. Also, when these kind of things happens u feel really terrible :(

    3. Temptin

      Temptin

      maybe i should get you to fix my heart LOL I have to have a

      Patent foramen ovale closed

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      thank god, most likely, doesnt require surgical incision, it will be place an imaging probe in the mouth and move it down to the esophagus in order to see the heart. then a catheter (called amplatzer, might be mistaken) will be placed across the hole in the heart. it will take from 30 minutes to 2 hours more or less, u can leave the hospital the same day or have a overnight stay returning home with minimal restrictions on normal physical activity. before checking out from the hospital u'...

  23. blabla bla blab? bla bla.....blablabla!!! :O blabla? :O ohhh blaaaa.

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    2. HawK

      HawK

      Who needs booze? :X

    3. HawK

      HawK

      Was that a summary of your night with a chick you picked up? Lotsa un-necessary "blah's" to get to the same old point :D

    4. Jesus
  24. "everyone loves their own farts", my gf quote. what kind of gf do i have :O

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