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  1. Aeneadum genetrix, hominum divomque voluptas, alma Venus, caeli subter labentia signa quae mare navigerum, quae terras frugiferentis concelebras, per te quoniam genus omne animantum concipitur visitque exortum lumina solis

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    3. Slarty

      Slarty

      Everything makes sense after 0,5, as long as its Jamaican Voodoo rum we're talking about :P

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      Ahahah, nah lol

  2. now total relax, tomorow study and Wed Molecular Mechanisms of Disease test :O God help me :(

    1. Slarty

      Slarty

      Getting Dad to do your homework wan't improve your grades :P

  3. ar15 m4....will be minw soon ^^

    1. Slarty

      Slarty

      hmmm...aren't that a (semi)automatic gun?

    2. Jesus
  4. Obama got a mail with ricin inside...soo sweet fron them. suckers....

    1. Stumpel

      Stumpel

      Maybe he got next time letter with heroin...

    2. Smurfer
    3. Slarty

      Slarty

      And here I thought chainletters was bad... :P

  5. working with dr. manny is such a honor...but if i find the motherfucker who did this i will immerge him, mm per mm, into a hugr bowl of HCL 95% concentrated

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    2. Gaunt

      Gaunt

      terrible, hope things will soon get better

    3. Lynx

      Lynx

      As I heard it could be worse, bomb exploded 2 hours after first guy finished, when there are much more ppl on finish

    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      Remind me to buy a beer if I ever meet you Jesus :)

  6. for hawk: eagle, wolfie and I are waiting for you in chat, now! get your ass in chat!!! xD

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      Lol, wasn't there for that long..had to take a plane this morning :(

    3. Wolf

      Wolf

      :O !! only just seen this
    4. Jesus
  7. heading to rochester!! hopefully will be jn game tonight ^^

    1. Jaden

      Jaden

      where to? -jawohl!

    2. HawK

      HawK

      Sup Jeezus?!

  8. damn, finally here. poor my 5.7L V8 :(

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    2. HawK

      HawK

      7hr driving :facepalm:

      Did you spend 2 hours in Neutral before you found "D"? :D Glad to hear you've made it ok, fill us in!

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      It's a manual car hawk :D the 2h extra was due to an accident :)

    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      Prolly "happen" to bump into some poor woman :P

  9. time has come! Gonna miss the chat :( c ya on saturday guys/girls :)

    1. HawK

      HawK

      Best of luck Paul, the road is wide opened... Carpe Diem! :D

    2. Macka

      Macka

      Good luck matey :)

    3. Jaden

      Jaden

      little addition to hawks post: carpe noctum! (dont forget to get drunk! bwahahahh ) :D

  10. dream came true. new employee/student at University of Yale

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    2. Macka
    3. HawK

      HawK

      Congrats young Luke. The force is strong with this one!

    4. Strunked.
  11. dream came true.

  12. thinking is not always the best choice but it might be a good one for some certain things

  13. blabla bla blab? bla bla.....blablabla!!! :O blabla? :O ohhh blaaaa.

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    2. HawK

      HawK

      Who needs booze? :X

    3. HawK

      HawK

      Was that a summary of your night with a chick you picked up? Lotsa un-necessary "blah's" to get to the same old point :D

    4. Jesus
  14. YES!!!!!!!! no cancer! Fuck yeah

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      feels good :D eheh

    3. HawK

      HawK

      WTF, I'm outta the loop on this one. Good to hear you're cancer-free ffs! As Wolf said it, if Jesus ain't here, who wud take care of them goats!

      Glad you're good P. !!!

    4. MOoN

      MOoN

      Wow, I'm happy for ya m8 !

  15. oh my god! i'm still alive :O

    1. Jaden

      Jaden

      ye i survived paddy party aswell ... :/

    2. Jesus
  16. omg, im supet pissed now. need something to punch or im gonna pubch myself or kill someone.

  17. lol, like the "idiot" under ice name ahahaha, thank you, who ever did that :D

  18. aha! busted :D Sorry Mini and Mr :D

  19. my boss: not sure if its TB me: dude its clearly TB.....test results: TB (H32-a) +1 for me ahahah

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      Nah, I'm a smartass who studied.....too much -.- that's why my brain is fucked lol

    3. GreenMan
    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      Yeah, what's a brain btw? :D

  20. starting to hate my job :(

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    2. Jesus
    3. Slarty

      Slarty

      Hmmm, i don't have high enough level for the famouse !doubleslap... But what about them hot chicks that diggs docs then??? :D

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      lol...nah, just my hot chick :D no hot chicks for me :( only one :(

  21. YES, I CAN FINALLY JOIN SILENT ^^

    1. MrMuppet

      MrMuppet

      Well, I need to update it today so lets hope you still can after!

    2. MOoN

      MOoN

      :3 may the goat be with you Jeez ::D

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      :O Mr :O no :O lol lets hope and pray xD
  22. I love been transfered to the diagnostic department...but, god damnit, too much work :(

  23. new religion "the goatness"..Already have 1 disciple: Andy ^^

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      bwahahahahahahah well...just in case you dont know....check Baphomet on google images :D ehehehehehehehhehe

    3. VeryDead

      VeryDead

      Baphomet sucks, its weak ! cant handle witchcraft good -.-' :D

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      :O Lord Baphomet ftw!!!
  24. oh my god i'm gonna kill my nurse!

    1. VeryDead

      VeryDead

      Take my rusty knife ! :D

    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      lol thank you xD the appointment was for Monday, not for tonight....<_<

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