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  1. oh my god, the bmw m9 :O wish i had tons of money :(

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      :O lol I love the front, think it's pretty aggressive eheh :)
    3. Charlie

      Charlie

      I've never liked the front on a bmw, m3 and m5 got away with it though. M9 reminds me of a ninja squinting with a little tash

    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      The Big Money Waste aren't that cool imo :P

  2. worst saturday night ever...bah, fuck this shit.

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      theres been a fight at the club where i was at and one dude stabbed the other idiot..so i had to go at the hospital with this guys since i started all the medication etc ettc

    3. MOoN

      MOoN

      Those people...

    4. SynapsePrare
  3. wow, what an infernal night on etpub....liked it.

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      a few kicks, a loooooot of !Mute

    3. Gaunt

      Gaunt

      those little biaatches

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      Love them :D although yesterday was a little bit too crazy :(

  4. Alsi ku nushi ilani mushiti Itti kunu alsi mushitum kallatum kuttumtum Alsi bararitum qablitum u namaritum Ashshu kashshaptu u kashshipanni

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    2. Slarty

      Slarty

      Don't mind Jesus, he just read the washing instructions in finish from his shampoo :D

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      Ahahahahahah

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      You mean on Russian :P

  5. sell my car or not, i blame my dad :( we both love cars lol

  6. happy solstice day.

    1. Slarty

      Slarty

      Today I celebrate my half-year day hehe, or as I like to say it: When it was at its darkest, then I came around :D

  7. You know it's true God hates this place You know it's true he hates this race Homicide-Suicide Hate heals, you should try it sometime

  8. mmh the ssRNA-RT test is negavite and blood.test is good...then what the hell.i.had this morning -.

    1. Slarty

      Slarty

      Its called a hangover :P

    2. Jaden

      Jaden

      i guess someone was too easy with the recipe block!

  9. alright, mustang shelby GT500 coupe, you will be mine!!!

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      Nah, not.in my dreams :D gonna see the if they offer something better With more stuff in tomorrow morning ^^

    3. *BULLET*

      *BULLET*

      wanna see pic's on the forum!!!

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      there are 2 pics of mine current car in forum :D

  10. try to type in chat <=P=> xD

  11. Thu art eorthe to goode seede, of thee spong theo edi bleede, Sprungs blostme of one root: Yhe is whit of lime and leere, Yhe is fayr and flur of alle.

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      ehhhhhhh :D :D something that you do not want to know, trust me :P

    3. Slarty

      Slarty

      Oh i do know hehe, just wondered why you posted it here :D (or at least I think I know, if I don't...then I don't wanna know) :D

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      then......what do you know about it? :D

  12. got demoted from work lol thats the price for saving my best friend and for not sleeping for 48h

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      Ye, don't really care about the demotion lol just feel.good eheh

    3. Andy

      Andy

      Reason to be truely happy and even proud Jesus! I'm very happy hearing bout the improvement. I wish you and your friend all the best buddy! :)

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      thank you andy :)

  13. 1-phenylpropan-2-amine works...don't try it though.

    1. Smurfer

      Smurfer

      just don't try it day after day. Then you'd might as well try speed or heroin....I think. (no clue of what you're talking about) Well, maybe you can get ...that Jesus stuff free from your doctor, though.

  14. I am not going to give up and will never do! I will keep fighting, I will fight tiredness, I will break rules, I will do EVERYTHING!!

  15. Alsi ku nushi ilani mushiti Itti kunu alsi mushitum kallatum kattumtum Alsi bararitum qablitum u namaritum Ashshu kashshaptu u kashshipanni Eli nitum ubbiraanni.

  16. Sed sive armigerae rident Tritonidis arces, seu Lacedaemonio tellus habitata colono Sirenumque domus, det primos versibus annos Maeoniumque bibat felici pectore fontem

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      intendo il mio status lol

    3. Gaunt

      Gaunt

      non l'ho postato per attinenza, ma solo per dare un senso ai 5 anni di liceo scientifico che ho allegramente buttato nel cesso con una frase presa da un film di Dario Argento che probabilmente è anche sbagliata :D

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      Ahahahahah. Comunque dovrebbe essere mundus est diabulo et diabulo...non so neanche sicuro :(

  17. Humana ante oculos foede cum vita iaceret in terris oppressa gravi sub religione, quae caput a caeli regionibus ostendebat

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    2. Destroy666

      Destroy666

      Asinus asinorum in saecula saeculorum?

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      Mmh,.not sure your talking to me destroy....

    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      Somthing about putting something in the ehh no, never mind :P

  18. dear members, i love you all but if you do.not cote on our polls..i will f*** you with a knife!! (fuckes with a knife song from cannibal corpse) >3

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    2. Andy

      Andy

      cote on our polls!? Ahhh you mean: goat on our polls. Yup now I got it :D

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      LOL stupid phone, meant Vote on our polls ahahahahahahahahah

    4. Lynx

      Lynx

      Its hard to vote when you do not know ppl. I prefer only members who really want vote to do it, without forcing them. Anyway lol, <3 you jesus ;]

  19. borong day at work -.-

  20. wow, just realized my english gets terrible.after a lot of study and an exam lol

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      Ahahhah, yeah that one too lol

    3. Macka

      Macka

      Only after 16? Mine seems to disappear after 3-4!

    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      Yeah, but it only takes one drink to get me drunk. The problem is that I can't remember if its the 27th or the 28th :P

  21. Sad day for Metal scene :( Rest in Peace Jeff Hanneman :( :(

  22. Do What Thou Wilt, So Mete It Be

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    2. Lynx

      Lynx

      Seriously need to start drinking before I read you mate :D

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      Ahahahhaahahah

    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      Good advice Lynx :D

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