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  1. wheres everyone? :O why im alone in chat??? :O either someone banned andy from chat or i dont know lol

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    2. Stumpel
    3. naz

      naz

      wow -_-

      you cryn for ppl in chat and then leave me like i have some damn disease

      without sain "bye" :O-_-

      :D:P

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      Yeah, sorry Zan :( tok a quick nap apparently (30 minutes lol!) then my girl kinda dressed me up and forced me to go drink lolol

  2. I see my 5 favorite witches on ts and I'm stuck at work :( I hate you flow, Zan, rats, dnilb and akcam :D

  3. Greetings from NYC :)

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      Hb!!!!! I love that beer!!!!!!

    3. Ren

      Ren

      Yep, I spent 3 nights in the original HB of Munich :D (Quante pisciate xD)

    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      Gonna go there for the October fest :D

  4. My Facebook profile says that I have 75 friend requests and 350 notifications. Not bad. Let's what's the limit! Lol

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      Nah, mr asshole that answer to anyone :D

    3. Temptin

      Temptin

      mine is on there somewhere i bet meanie!!!

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      Yup :D same for wolf, stumpel, niki and darek :D

  5. Cheat busters: check demos and vote please before I'll stick something into your butt :)

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    2. Slarty

      Slarty

      Now what would a man like you do with a bigass dildo??? :D

      :sofa:

    3. VeryDead

      VeryDead

      oh.. my.. god... jesus... cannot unsee....

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      I'll have to buy it lol don't own one....yet :D

  6. Tapeworm can actually eat your brain cell. If you do an rx on your leg you can see the damn lava (from the worm eggs) swimming by the bone (apparently they love the bone)! Patient cured lol

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    2. StaR
    3. Towelie

      Towelie

      I always look at my own poop

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      That's not enough! You'll have to touch it!!! Just kidding lol

  7. Back to work! Yay... :(

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      Yeah, only have 3 patients :O too bad I have to deal with my girls patient as well :( this is life lol

    3. Macka
    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      A day without challenges is a dull day, just keep telling you that and everything will be better :D

  8. Vexilla regis prodeunt, fulget crucis mysterium, quo carne carnis conditor suspensus est patibulo.

  9. First time I'm life that I felt super mega poor in front if my girls parents

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      Nah, their new house it's unbelievably huge! At least my car is more experience then their Chevy cobolt lol I, honestly, got lost in their house! My girl and I both got lost when we were looking for the kitchen ahah

    3. Slarty

      Slarty

      Don't think I shall bring my Peugot 307 station wagon then :D

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      Bring it!!!! It will still be a lot better then her dad's car lol!!!

  10. http://www.teammuppet.eu/home/index.php?/topic/12853-competition-ideas/#entry124922 make a comment here or i will kick you lazy fat butt! :evil:
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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      thank you guys :) but slarty got the point....i'll still kick your ass regardless :P :P

    3. Darek

      Darek

      I'll kick your ass in game as usual :P

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      I'll flame yours ^^

  11. my first show will be with Suffocation and Nile! :O :O :O :O :O

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    2. Slarty

      Slarty

      Strange how often the phrase "the first one is the best" comes up in music :D usealy is tho but still :D

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      :D :D the first and the last i said lol...the new EP, we will record in May hopefully, it will be even sicker and brutal :D :D anyway...the status shouldnt be "first" but "next" <_<
    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      10 bucks? Wonder what the shipping fee would be hehe. Better send me one signed by the entire band :D

  12. coffee...wine bar for a wine taste...restaurant...one of my best day ever.

    1. Slarty

      Slarty

      Next time, try bring some company. It can really bring an already perfect day to new nights :P

      :sofa:

    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      i was with my girl lol

  13. great, internet died -.-

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    2. Darek

      Darek

      Go send them a pic of your snake... it should be size of anaconda right now. You know how kids grow up so fast these days...

    3. Sasza

      Sasza

      pay the bills :D

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      it comes off automatically form my account :P they said it was ok for them bah lol....and lol darek!!!

  14. rule #1= never leave the snake's cage open....damn you snake!!!!

    1. Slarty

      Slarty

      Rule #0.5 teach snake to read, so it can read rule # 0.75 never to leave cage if door is open :P

      Is it gone forever, or just hiding under you bed?

    2. Ren

      Ren

      lol Jesus ho un'amica che gli è spuntato un serpente tropicale dal water! Giuro! :D

  15. everybody loves Flow, Rats, Zan and Ydna lol

  16. i miss pub! wonder when i will have my computer back :(

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    2. #infRared#

      #infRared#

      oh.. your pc broke :( we miss you too :(

    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      Dont tell me :( I miss cooking darek and stealing star's name :D

    4. Jesus

      Jesus

      Dont tell me :( I miss cooking darek and stealing star's name :D

  17. thwbdv ik a lbitb drunk. i love youx ARielle. butn seriouskyx fuak you qrielle, all that gin and vidks , bah

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    2. Jesus

      Jesus

      nah, no headache lol....gonna turn off my phone next time lol

    3. Slarty
    4. Ren
  18. vae victis!

    1. Gaunt

      Gaunt

      Si vis pacem, para bellum!!

    2. Tansaje
    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      +1 Gaunt :D -1 Tansa <_< learn latin :O lol

  19. locked at yale university. apparently theres an odiot with a rifle going around new haven, police, fbi and yale police are around the city looking for him. thank you new haven, this is how a you welcoming me back -.-

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    2. Slarty

      Slarty

      Or...wemt bacl for them parties :P

      Hope you and everyone else up there are safe :)

    3. Macka
    4. Fr3ak

      Fr3ak

      Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, You know how to escape right? Jesus in the disguise (GOAT)...

      But Take care mate!!!

  20. 4000 post on forum :O

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    2. MiniMuppet
    3. Jesus

      Jesus

      sorry dami, was scout who started that spam topic lolol

    4. Damien

      Damien

      Ahhh, that "game". xD

  21. cushing! cushing!!!! damn you cushing!!!!

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    2. Jesus
    3. Charlie

      Charlie

      I was thinking of doctor who before I clicked show comments :(

    4. Jesus
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