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Status Updates posted by Jesus
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wheres everyone? why im alone in chat??? either someone banned andy from chat or i dont know lol
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wow
you cryn for ppl in chat and then leave me like i have some damn disease
without sain "bye"
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Yeah, sorry Zan tok a quick nap apparently (30 minutes lol!) then my girl kinda dressed me up and forced me to go drink lolol
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I see my 5 favorite witches on ts and I'm stuck at work I hate you flow, Zan, rats, dnilb and akcam
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<3
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</3!!!!!
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hehe Jesus the wtichmaster
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Greetings from NYC
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Hb!!!!! I love that beer!!!!!!
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Yep, I spent 3 nights in the original HB of Munich (Quante pisciate )
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Gonna go there for the October fest
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My Facebook profile says that I have 75 friend requests and 350 notifications. Not bad. Let's what's the limit! Lol
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Nah, mr asshole that answer to anyone
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mine is on there somewhere i bet meanie!!!
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Yup same for wolf, stumpel, niki and darek
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Cheat busters: check demos and vote please before I'll stick something into your butt
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Now what would a man like you do with a bigass dildo???
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oh.. my.. god... jesus... cannot unsee....
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I'll have to buy it lol don't own one....yet
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Tapeworm can actually eat your brain cell. If you do an rx on your leg you can see the damn lava (from the worm eggs) swimming by the bone (apparently they love the bone)! Patient cured lol
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ewwwwww
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I always look at my own poop
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That's not enough! You'll have to touch it!!! Just kidding lol
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Back to work! Yay...
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Yeah, only have 3 patients too bad I have to deal with my girls patient as well this is life lol
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Have fun!!!
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A day without challenges is a dull day, just keep telling you that and everything will be better
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First time I'm life that I felt super mega poor in front if my girls parents
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Nah, their new house it's unbelievably huge! At least my car is more experience then their Chevy cobolt lol I, honestly, got lost in their house! My girl and I both got lost when we were looking for the kitchen ahah
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Don't think I shall bring my Peugot 307 station wagon then
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Bring it!!!! It will still be a lot better then her dad's car lol!!!
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http://www.teammuppet.eu/home/index.php?/topic/12853-competition-ideas/#entry124922 make a comment here or i will kick you lazy fat butt!
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thank you guys but slarty got the point....i'll still kick your ass regardless :P
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I'll kick your ass in game as usual
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I'll flame yours ^^
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my first show will be with Suffocation and Nile! :O :O
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Strange how often the phrase "the first one is the best" comes up in music usealy is tho but still
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:D the first and the last i said lol...the new EP, we will record in May hopefully, it will be even sicker and brutal :D anyway...the status shouldnt be "first" but "next"
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10 bucks? Wonder what the shipping fee would be hehe. Better send me one signed by the entire band
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great, internet died -.-
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Go send them a pic of your snake... it should be size of anaconda right now. You know how kids grow up so fast these days...
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pay the bills
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it comes off automatically form my account they said it was ok for them bah lol....and lol darek!!!
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rule #1= never leave the snake's cage open....damn you snake!!!!
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i miss pub! wonder when i will have my computer back
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oh.. your pc broke we miss you too
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Dont tell me I miss cooking darek and stealing star's name
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Dont tell me I miss cooking darek and stealing star's name
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thwbdv ik a lbitb drunk. i love youx ARielle. butn seriouskyx fuak you qrielle, all that gin and vidks , bah
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nah, no headache lol....gonna turn off my phone next time lol
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Bwahahahahaa
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or ?
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oh my god! just saw my work schedule :O should kill myself right away
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RIP Nelson Mandela
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+1 Moon.
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Think it was a +3 -.- . Stupid phone
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^^
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locked at yale university. apparently theres an odiot with a rifle going around new haven, police, fbi and yale police are around the city looking for him. thank you new haven, this is how a you welcoming me back -.-
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Or...wemt bacl for them parties
Hope you and everyone else up there are safe
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Stay safe
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Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, You know how to escape right? Jesus in the disguise (GOAT)...
But Take care mate!!!
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4000 post on forum
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all spam
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sorry dami, was scout who started that spam topic lolol
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Ahhh, that "game".
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cushing! cushing!!!! damn you cushing!!!!
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It's disease
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I was thinking of doctor who before I clicked show comments
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Lol