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  1. Slarty

    YOZ

    Slarty replied to YOZ's topic in Introduce Yourself

    Hi YOZ, and welcome I'm glad to see those who played in the past come back to this fun game
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    The real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women

    1. Smurfer

      Smurfer

      hahahhah :D

  3. Slarty
    Gotta love drunken posts
  4. Slarty

    ET Color Wheel

    Slarty replied to peyote's topic in Help

    Nice, but why is F 3 times?
  5. Slarty
    Riiiight
  6. Slarty
    I have tried Olvi and it was good, but the other one have I never seen. Is it any good?
  7. Slarty
    Hi and welcome
  8. Slarty
    Have tried vodka russian style, a bottle vodka placed in a empty milk box filled with water, and frozen. Worked up quite a drunken buzz rather quick then
  9. Slarty
    When's the bachelor party?
  10. Slarty

    There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy

  11. Slarty
    I think it is ALT-F4
  12. Slarty

    Love your enemies...just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards

    1. Charlie

      Charlie

      Where is the like button?

  13. Slarty
    Hi, and welcome Nice introduction, and tnx for those kind words
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    Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can't even get into my own pants

    1. StaR

      StaR

      you dont need to share that with the rest of us slartay. :P

    2. Slarty

      Slarty

      I got pics?!?! :P

    3. VeryDead

      VeryDead

      share

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    Saturation

    Slarty replied to Charlie's topic in Help

    You can make a cfg for every map. You can pretty much make a cfg for anything you like, i.e. sniper cfg, turn on/off brightness etc. The only limit is how nerdy you wanna be
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    If Pepe is still around, say hi from me, or as he might remember me: *BB*Blizzard
  17. Slarty

    I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.

  18. Slarty
    I used to play on Bunker2 when my old clan died silently, it used to be a fun server but haven't been there in years
  19. Slarty
    Don't wanna get them distracted
  20. Slarty

    Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my arse! Do you think I should change dentists?

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    2. VeryDead

      VeryDead

      na ur fine

    3. Towelie

      Towelie

      LOL'd !!! hahaha

    4. Towelie

      Towelie

      Are you sure it was a dentist and not a homeless man in an alley?

  21. Slarty

    The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night."

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    2. Temptin

      Temptin

      LMFAO

    3. s05aa

      s05aa

      slap in the face, she turned arround and her crying kept u awake that night aswell :sofa:

    4. Ren

      Ren

      :rofl:
  22. Slarty
    Yeah better spank the person responsible
  23. Slarty
    No not really, but that one was rather funny
  24. Slarty
    Sing up, is that some kind of rap battle? Dang, this is gonna be awesome. Just hope it goes on live coverage too On a lighter note ( )...I so not gonna participate this, my aim sux badly
  25. Slarty

    Isn't it funny how the mood can be ruined so quickly by just one busted condom?

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