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  1. Charlie

    <=TM=>Charlie is 3 years old today ... Where has the time gone oO

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    2. Brehhh

      Brehhh

      Even I've been around for 2years and 10months already;o

    3. Brehhh

      Brehhh

      Seen so many people come and go. harald, Virus, Steve, rash, miki, tuco, magwar, greenman, mylan. crying a little bit inside

    4. Charlie

      Charlie

      I feel you Breh <3

  2. Charlie

    If I lay here, would you lay with me and just forget the world?

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    2. Temptin

      Temptin

      Macka you can't you're to busy laying with me :O

    3. Temptin

      Temptin

      Macka you can't you're to busy laying with me :O

    4. Macka

      Macka

      We could all lay together? :O

  3. Charlie

    If you have £20 and your girlfriend has £20 ... that just means your girlfriend has £40 :/

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    2. TommyBiondillo

      TommyBiondillo

      lol Elph xD

    3. Slarty

      Slarty

      In this case the situation is this: Charlie has £20 but wish he had £40

      :sofa:

    4. N!nka

      N!nka

      hehe :D:P

  4. Charlie

    Going to court tomorrow to give evidence. Do I need to put my hand on the bible still if I don't believe in god?

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    2. random

      random

      Do you still have those guys with their white wigs? =DD

    3. Le Blond Esq

      Le Blond Esq

      only the defendant has to swear in

    4. #infRared#

      #infRared#

      the white wigs are so cool that i want one :D or them guards with that hat! i want that fucking tall hat xD

  5. Charlie

    If a man speaks and there's no woman around, is he still wrong?

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    2. TommyBiondillo

      TommyBiondillo

      If a woman speaks and there is nobody around, is she still lying?

    3. StaR

      StaR

      you killed it tomster

    4. miraro3

      miraro3

      gg wp

  6. Charlie

    £110 per month Poll Tax. And for what? Every road within half a mile of my house is closed by the police because the drains can't handle a light bit of rain. I live about 50 feet above any flood plain or water. Newcastle it doesn't matter but if this was in London it would make the 10 o'clock news and we'd never hear the end of it.

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    2. miraro3

      miraro3

      Yeah it's gone quiet about Brexit :D I'm sure they are currently negotiating what the brexit actually means for the UK and the EU. I'm thinking about open-border policies and free-trading for example. All in all I don't think any of the 'normal' people who live in the UK really feel any difference between now and pre-brexit.

    3. Macka

      Macka

      There is no precedent to follow and very little thought as to the procedure of exiting the bloc because nobody thought it would ever happen. This will take time and the UK has to get it right.

    4. miraro3

      miraro3

      It will be a hard time for the people who have to deal with it and we will probably only hear the media about it when the mass opinion needs to be influenced to either be against EU (UK media) or vice verca for EU media. No news is the best new :D

  7. Charlie
    http://www.teammuppet.eu/home/uploads/monthly_12_2012/post-464-0-74120900-1356391601.jpg Memories :)
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    2. klants

      klants

      It's me on the left of Wolf :)

    3. Niki

      Niki

      I finally can see how Mr and Mini looks like:) I thought Mr muppet is older guy but He looks great :)

    4. MrMuppet

      MrMuppet

      Thank you Niki, I am an older guy, just young looking with a full head of hair still ;)

  8. Charlie

    I told a girl to text me when she got home. She must be homeless :(

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    2. Gaunt

      Gaunt

      ffs again that profile pic man :'D

    3. Eagle_cz

      Eagle_cz

      lol... but i can imagine another reason ... such a shame that i cant describe it here, becouse i dont want to reveal the magic of love to you :D :D :D

    4. miraro3

      miraro3

      Joker spends too much time on 9gag (so do I during school periods, so I know :D )

  9. Charlie

    Been getting teased about my grey hairs showing today. Fuck the world :( lol

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    2. Temptin

      Temptin

      LOLOL Who's old now :O All those times you would tease me :P <3

    3. Charlie

      Charlie

      It'll be you one day Star :D

    4. TommyBiondillo

      TommyBiondillo

      Can't make fun of you when they're dead. Just saying.

  10. Charlie

    So ... My dad and his girlfriend are landlords for a 3 bedroom house. All is fine and dandy for 6 months. Then we get a phonecall from the police saying they raided the property and found over £40,000 worth of cannabis trees growing in every single room. Well, 1 week later and due to the incompetence of the English police, we now have 2 full black bin bags of cannabis leaves and buds, along with 3 tonnes of compost with parts of the plant in it. Party anyone? :D lol

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    2. MOoN

      MOoN

      HAHA xD time to make some moneyyyyyyy !

    3. Stardog

      Stardog

      wow peace and love

    4. GreenMan

      GreenMan

      I`ll picked it all anytime mate , did they weight it like ??

  11. Charlie

    Apparently I have a wall hack, and are a hacking bastard. They say they have a clear demo too. Whatever will I dooooooooooo!?!? lol

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    2. VeryDead

      VeryDead

      keep "haxing" !!! ;)

    3. Stumpel

      Stumpel

      /sv_cheats 1 /noclip and lets start brainless flying...

    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      Can you get me some walking mines? So i just have to plant them in spawn and they go out seeking the enemy? :D

  12. Charlie

    I'd love to have the old Jaymod crew all back for a final hoo-rar! *misses you all* :( How do I tag people?! #Wolf #Lisa #Sosa #Star #Darek #Ninka #Blade #Andy #Spy #Klants #Slarty #Toni #Frog #Wous #ColMust #Owned #Oli #Macka #Dex #Empsu #Sonic #Flag #Temptin #Great times <333

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    2. Charlie

      Charlie

      yeah most are gone, just a drunken man's dreams xD

    3. Temptin

      Temptin

      id be game

    4. Darek

      Darek

      <3

  13. Charlie

    Dear darlin'

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    2. Duro

      Duro

      Blame Pillow!

    3. Alistar

      Alistar

      Who is the lucky one!

    4. Grobar

      Grobar

      olly murs

  14. Charlie

    Massive car crash on the main road outside. Car's doing 80 and took out a lamp post backwards. Puts life in perspective when you have a kid covered in blood crying on you :/ Always wear a seatbelt!

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    2. Temptin

      Temptin

      Hang in there Charlie... Having Cancer this year sure put life in perspective for me...

    3. GreatDanton

      GreatDanton

      What did I just read?

    4. Towelie

      Towelie

      Good job being there for the victims. Most people nowadays just pull out their phone and film it

  15. Charlie

    So I woke up this morning to find an intruder in my house. Chased him out with a butcher knife, only to find he took the house + car keys. After giving an hour long statement to police they found the car miles away near St James' Park, but not him. Guess I need to keep watch for a few nights until locks can be changed. If I wasn't here idk what my little sister would have done. Hope the prick is found. Rawr!

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    2. *BULLET*

      *BULLET*

      Ho man, that's realy f***** bad way to wakeup! Keep this knife under your pillow.Protect yr family!

    3. Temptin

      Temptin

      Holy crap!!! Glad you were there to take care of your sister! Glad your ok, that is some freak scary stuff O.O

    4. Darek

      Darek

      You reacted correctly. Hope everything's ok, it should be with you around :)

  16. Charlie

    Roast, Mashed, or Baked potato person?

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    2. s05aa

      s05aa

      microwaved counts?

    3. JoeCool

      JoeCool

      French Fries.

    4. serayha

      serayha

      raw

  17. Charlie

    Happy Valentines Day to all you romantics out there இ>-;-—

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    2. Alistar

      Alistar

      <3

    3. StaR

      StaR

      yeeeee guess who got luckyyy

    4. Alistar

      Alistar

      Me?

  18. Charlie

    Rang for an ambulance last night at like 1am. It never turned up. Glad it was nothing super urgent or serious. I have like no faith in the NHS right now lol.

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    2. miraro3

      miraro3

      What the hell man :O

    3. Temptin

      Temptin

      Hope she feels better soon 

       

    4. Duro

      Duro

      I am happy that stuff is arranged much better in Holland. Scary story charles. Stay strong.

  19. Charlie

    You know you play ET too much when you start dreaming about it ...

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    2. Jaden

      Jaden

      had that 1 time too....quiet creepy.

      dreamed that im a axis cops ...

    3. Charlie

      Charlie

      i drempt there was 50 people on jaymod, and i was kicking ass so so much

    4. Temptin

      Temptin

      I feel so loved dreaming of et and not me :'(

  20. Charlie

    Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning .........

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    2. StaR

      StaR

      eggs

    3. s05aa

      s05aa

      getting rid of that boner?

    4. Temptin

      Temptin

      LOL Sosa <3 xD

  21. Charlie

    After months of withdrawal symptoms ... and the boredom of saturday and sunday afternoons .... football is back!!! :D

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    2. Guest

      Guest

      Mourinho and Chelsea :D

    3. Destroy666

      Destroy666

      Anyone playing FPL?

    4. Wolf

      Wolf

      Yup :D

  22. Charlie

    Can someone link me our main menu for ET? I don't have permission to download the latest from Duro, and the server doesn't give it to me. Thanks <3

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    2. Eagle_cz

      Eagle_cz

      Ok, its up-to-date ...try it now :)

    3. Charlie

      Charlie

      <3 thanks mr eagle, it works

    4. Eagle_cz

      Eagle_cz

      you're welcome mate :)

  23. Charlie
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-28749702
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    2. Towelie

      Towelie

      Horrible news. Ms. Doubtfire and Jumanji are in my top childhood movies growing up. Rest in peace!

    3. Micha!

      Micha!

      Always bad to hear something like this. RIP

    4. Slarty

      Slarty

      He was awesome in Good Will Hunting, hope he found the peace he badly missed in life. RIP

  24. Charlie

    <3 Ninka

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    2. StaR

      StaR

      hey hey hey I thought we had something ninka?!!!

    3. Slarty

      Slarty

      You snooze, you loose...or go to Cuba, what ever comes first :P

    4. N!nka

      N!nka

      StaR ... :D oh sorry..:(:D

  25. Charlie

    Do transformers get car or life insurance?

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    2. Alistar

      Alistar

      none

    3. StaR

      StaR

      I bet they pay thousands in mechanic bills

    4. TommyBiondillo

      TommyBiondillo

      On female transformers, do they change oil once every month?

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