Charlie

Been stuck on a team building course this week. What is the benefit of teamwork? Let's think outside the box on this one. Make a thought shower of your ideas. Let's imagine ... Fuck off.

Does anyone remember Limewire?

Experiencing heart break is never easy. You can prepare for it but it doesn't help. I'll always stand by them though the think and thin.  NUFC  

Football season starts tonight. Toon toon black and white army!

Fucking HATE shopping. But Christmas shopping? ALL bastard day. And I still only have 2 prezzies for show for it. Kill me now. Please.

Going to a funeral tomorrow. "...and please wear colourful clothing." Would me wearing a deadpool outfit be out of the question?

I can't keep up being a furniture remover because it's such heavy work and I'm getting fat and lazy. Like seriously I've put on a stone in the last month or so and it isn't muscle lol. It's my main pay packet so I need to find a new main job. I still get a little from doing security part time but not enough to live off which sucks. So I go looking and apply for a few things like shop assistants and warehouse guy and stuff. What a fucking hassle. I swear to god everything I look at needs an application form, I mean I've spent the last 2 and a half hours on just ONE and still haven't finished. Starting to think I should just kill myself doing what I'm doing and have Pesone fuck me up the arse, applying for a job lately is such a pain in the arse. Thank you for reading my rant  

I got homework from work. How the fuck does that happen? I never did it in school so what chance is there I'll do it now? AND with England playing tonight. I used to like my supervisor.

I got to meet the singer Anne-Marie at the weekend. She's so awesome and sweet and pretty. I think I fell in love ...

I'm at work and one of the girls asks me "How old are you?". I reply "How old do you think?" .... Do you know what she said? 35. 35 fucking years old. I'm only really 26!! I must have had a hard life without realising it  

If you wait long enough, will the snow fill up the screen? 

If you yawn in front of a deaf person do they think you're screaming?

It's a bit distasteful but hey. Ian Brady died today. Hope the guy goes to hell.

It's coming home

Oh half days at work. How I missed you <3

Rang for an ambulance last night at like 1am. It never turned up. Glad it was nothing super urgent or serious. I have like no faith in the NHS right now lol.

Regional football qualifiers on Monday. We top our group and we'll be playing at Ibrox this summer. Hyped!  

Sick of looking at my mug when I open the forums. Post some pictures people!

That moment when you offer to work over Christmas then find out you don't get double time on boxing day  

UB40 on near me at the end of July ... and it's FREE! Awesome 

We need more bank holidays, love lazy days

Went for a haircut today. The fuck happened? It looked okay in the barbers. I look like Mr T had sex with Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber. Beanies are in fashion right? Right?

What a day. I got told a good friend of mine died yesterday so I'm mourning and stuff and sad at work getting mad with customers. A couple of hours later I get told oh it was a mix up and she didn't die. It was someone else that died. I mean fuck sake, feel like chinning the little bitch that told me lol. If a beer was ever needed by someone, now is that time.

What is the best thing you could be doing right now and why aren't you doing that?

Wilder v Fury pt 2. Who will win? Poor boxers in the grand scheme of things imo but that's heavyweights these days. That moment of Lewis / Holyfield / Tyson beforehand though. Awesome.